Week 3 games

Week 3 games are here. Note that Thursday's AFA-TCU game was left off the docket. A mortal mistake, given that no one here would have picked the randy Bolts from those Colorado Springs. Here you go. You know the drill.

C-USA

Texas Tech @ Rice

Texas @ Central Florida

New Hampshire @ Marshall

Southern Miss @ East Carolina

Alcorn State @ UAB

Houston @ Tulane

Jacksonville St. @ Memphis

BYU @ Tulsa

MWC

UCLA @ Utah

Hawaii @ UNLV

San Diego State @ Arizona State

New Mexico @ Arizona

Sun Belt

Minnesota (!) @ FAU

Florida Int'l @ Miami (FL)

McNeese St. @ UL-L

UL-M @ Texas A & M

Southern Methodist @ Arkansas State

MTSU @ LSU

WAC

Utah State @ Oklahoma

La. Tech @ Cal

Fresno St. @ Oregon

UTEP @ New Mexico St.

Wyoming @ Boise State

Nicholls St. @ Nevada

SJSU @ Stanford

Idaho @ Washington State

There you go. Note that there a cadre of BCS teams wragling with that Sun Belt conference and that inter-conference matchups are especially delightful this week, such as UTEP-NMSU.

Week 2 Games

C-USA

West Virginia @ Marshall

UAB @ Florida State

North Carolina @ East Carolina

UTEP @ Texas Tech

Southern Miss @ Tennessee

Rice @ Baylor

Mississippi State @ Tulane

North Texas @ SMU

MWC

Utah State @ Wyoming

California @ Colorado State

Air Force @ Utah

BYU @ UCLA

TCU @ Texas

San Diego State @ Washington State

Nex Mexico State @ New Mexico

Wisconsin @ UNLV

Sun Belt

Louisiana-Monroe @ Clemson

Troy @ Florida

Ohio @ Louisiana-Lafayette

Maryland @ FIU

Memphis @ Arkansas State

FAU @ Oklahoma State

WAC

Nevada @ Northwestern

Fresno St. @ Texas A & M

Boise State @ Washington

Cal Poly @ Idaho

Hawaii @ Louisiana Tech

SJSU @ Kansas State

There are a number of contests that jump out at ya. First, a hearty f'all'y'all for those souls that decide to pick against the Tar Heels in G-Vegas. And for those of you that get the V.S. network, you know what I'm taking about. MWC Football! Excitement as high as the Rockies!

Btw, who were those two girls that lived at the end of the hall our first year in Slichter? They remind me a lot of this week's Memphis-Arkansas State matchup. Boring, slow, instantly forgettable, and, if you had a gun to your head to pick one, you couldn't. So this week's "Slichter matchup" is Memphis-ASU. Feast on it.

Week one wrapup!

Results for week one are in. Like Brady Quinn. In Chuckie Frye's poopshoot. With Romeo Crennel videotaping. Browns.
The below photo is in honor of Roy, who claimed a couple of things this week:

1. Tied for the the Best record for the week
2. The most minority students taught in his lifetime (and broke the record for subequently snitching on them. Totally unprovoked and uncalled for)
3. Called the Nicholls St.-Rice upset. Respek.

Kid please, like the bee's knees here's the sleaze:

1a. Roy (21-6)

1b. Nick (21-6)
2a. Alex (20-7)

2b. Chris (20-7)

3. AJ (19-8)

More sooooooon.

Winners for Week 1

C-USA game listing:
UAB @ Michigan State
Marshall @ Miami (FL)
East Carolina @ Va Tech
Mississippi @ Memphis
Houston @ Oregon
Central Florida @ N.C. State
Tenn-Martin @ Southern Miss
Nicholls St. @ Rice
New Mexico @ UTEP
Texas Tech @ Southern Methodist
MWC Games
Colorado St. @ Colorado
South Carolina St. @ Air Force
Virginia @ Wyoming
Arizona @ BYU
Baylor @ TCU (22)
Sun Belt Games
Florida International @ Penn State
Middle Tenn. State @ Florida Atlantic
UL-L @ South Carolina
North Texas @ Oklahoma
Arkansas St. @ Texas
Troy @ Arkansas
WAC games
Nevada @ Nebraska
Central Arkansas @ La. Tech
Sacramento St. @ Fresno St.
San Jose St. @ Arizona St.
Idaho @ Southern Cal
Northern Colorado @ Hawaii

Week 1 games

Here are the game listings for your convenience. Note that all of these games are on Saturday or Sunday. Cheer for the Aggies tonight in their tilt against SE La. tonight. Lord knows that not a god damn thing is happening in Las Cruces otherwise....

C-USA game listing:

UAB @ Michigan State

Marshall @ Miami (FL)

East Carolina @ Va Tech

Mississippi @ Memphis

Houston @ Oregon

Central Florida @ N.C. State

Tenn-Martin @ Southern Miss

Nicholls St. @ Rice

New Mexico @ UTEP

Texas Tech @ Southern Methodist

MWC Games

Colorado St. @ Colorado

South Carolina St. @ Air Force

Virginia @ Wyoming

Arizona @ BYU

Baylor @ TCU (22)

Sun Belt Games

Florida International @ Penn State

Middle Tenn. State @ Florida Atlantic

UL-L @ South Carolina

North Texas @ Oklahoma

Arkansas St. @ Texas

Troy @ Arkansas

WAC games

Nevada @ Nebraska

Central Arkansas @ La. Tech

Sacramento St. @ Fresno St.

San Jose St. @ Arizona St.

Idaho @ Southern Cal

Northern Colorado @ Hawaii

Welcome to the Mr. Sniffles Classic

Allright gents, here it is. The Mr. Sniffles Classic. The goal is simple. I give you the games from the Sun Belt, Conference USA, Mountain West and Western Athletic Conferences, and you pick the winners.

Sounds simple, right?

Wrong. Dead wrong. Laffer curve wrong.

Like Falstaff or Bottom of lore, we are all fools in this world of ours--whether it be the era of King Henry or today's King George II. And this little exercise shall pass the time in a truly foolish enterprise-prognosticating the dregs of college football.

There shall be more soon. Prepare thyself.